Excuses List

(Suggested by Neil Bransfield) - Please contribute your own

1. I don’t usually paddle well on days that end with the letters “d-a-y”.
2. I Q-Tipped my ears last night, and went too far into my left ear so my balance is off.
3. I'm really trying to focus on my catch. I'll worry about top speed later
4. What do you mean by catch? I’m new to all of the paddling largon